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Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:41 am
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Museum Curator
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Location: Central North Dakota, aka The Middle of Nowhere
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| Studies show that groaning and teeth gritting have increased by 600% after the introduction of this thread. |
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a finger on the monkey's paw curls: we get them, and they're hideous |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:38 pm
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Team Heelys - Northeast
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| Well ... its still better than the togo-skates thread. |
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[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:30 pm
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Team Heelys - Midwest
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| I LIKE THIS POST I'VE BEEN IN TWO JOKES!!!!! I LOVE BEING PICKED ON, OR COMPLIMENTED, OR W/E!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:00 pm
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Team Heelys - Northeast
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| Yeah .. I was going to make a joke about Seth .. something about when you call customer service at Heelys and then don't know how to answer a produt question .. they put it to the manager .. when he doesn't know they put it to the vice-president .. when she doesn't know they put it to the president .. then even HE doesn't know .. they ask Seth. |
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[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:05 pm
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Team Heelys - Midwest
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| lol, not good, texas to florida is long distance calling. . . |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:44 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: Representing SouthEast
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| merlyn_DHC wrote: | | Yeah .. I was going to make a joke about Seth .. something about when you call customer service at Heelys and then don't know how to answer a produt question .. they put it to the manager .. when he doesn't know they put it to the vice-president .. when she doesn't know they put it to the president .. then even HE doesn't know .. they ask Seth. |
you should have put it lol |
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H4L&&&&BiGMaC BE MAH BFFLEZ |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:03 pm
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Team Heelys - Northeast
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Well .. it was too true to life.
Of true to lyfe if you're H4L. |
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[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:43 pm
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Team Heelys - SoCal
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| merlyn_DHC wrote: | Well .. it was too true to life.
Of true to lyfe if you're H4L. |
Ya. U weesh u culd speel az amaizeng az mi dos. |
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Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes
seth1230™: we be on our hoes all day.
seth1230™: i mean shoes.
DeezUU: I keep my shoes in check on the daily
DeezUU: gotta keep your gimphand strong!!
seth1230™: im on a boat and
HannahHeelz: it's going fast and
heelingforlyfe™: i've got a nautical themed, pashmina afghan
SEBASS IZ MAH BESFRANNNN. |
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Sun May 25, 2008 11:47 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
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| Slicer wrote: | We know you can vert.
The question becomes, can you vert while dodging overripe tomatoes? |
hailey, danny and i can vert while dodging heelys stress balls in front of large crowds 
*super uber necro post but it's otay cause i is admin* |
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H4L&&&&BiGMaC BE MAH BFFLEZ |
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Mon May 26, 2008 2:25 pm
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Museum Curator
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| seth1230™ wrote: | hailey, danny and i can vert while dodging heelys stress balls in front of large crowds
*super uber necro post but it's otay cause i is admin* |
Heelys has stress balls?
I could use one of those...
(although last foam stress item I had, I ended up RIPPING IN HALF.) |
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Community: We want new Megas!
a finger on the monkey's paw curls: we get them, and they're hideous |
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Mon May 26, 2008 8:36 pm
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here's a joke for y'all 
Kain: *walks into a DSG*
*talks to the manager* hi....I'd like to buy some sz 9 torch heelys.
Manager: Sorry, we're all out
Kain: *dies*
*goes home and searches frantically online* *has no results X_X*
Seth: *invites Kain into his house*
Kain: *walks in and is taken to a secret underground worship chamber covered in toxic torches*
*is amazed*
*steals a pair of sz 9's and runs off*
Seth: *uses his heelys know-it-all powers to summon them back and kills Kain with megavertz* |
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"Passed away in silence
The flute from the realm unseen
Empties its heart
Making love to me
With its enchanting melody.
Light of Orion,
Shadow of Andromeda,
Call of the dancing Universe.
The labyrinth I must enter
Before thou can blame my soul
With an age of peace"
"Love me for who i am, love my soul...not the body it occupies, love my heart, not the desire it hides...and love me....for what i am..."
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Mon May 26, 2008 8:38 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
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| <-----doesnt see how its a joke, or how its possible that you died and was able to frantically look for em online. |
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H4L&&&&BiGMaC BE MAH BFFLEZ |
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:16 pm
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"knock knock"
"whos there"
SHOW
HUH show who?
show we go heely!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
lol wasnt a real joke jsut messing around hehe   |
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:17 pm
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| Tdav....did you get your profile pic from solidgrind.com? |
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"Passed away in silence
The flute from the realm unseen
Empties its heart
Making love to me
With its enchanting melody.
Light of Orion,
Shadow of Andromeda,
Call of the dancing Universe.
The labyrinth I must enter
Before thou can blame my soul
With an age of peace"
"Love me for who i am, love my soul...not the body it occupies, love my heart, not the desire it hides...and love me....for what i am..."
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Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:28 pm
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| hahahah it took me a while but i got it haha lol |
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