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Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:27 pm
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There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Two whacks across your palms with a wooden ruler!! |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:58 pm
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
the grass tickles their balls |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:01 pm
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| rofl the grass tickles their balls... |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:30 pm
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| IVI4V3R1CK wrote: |
Two whacks across your palms with a wooden ruler!! |
OW! that hurted |
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[Sat 17:18] Slicer: does IBF create awkward silences by his mere presence?
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:37 pm
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lol Both were pretty funny.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 4 episodes. |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:52 pm
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Why did the math book go to the doc?
cause he had problems |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:53 pm
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| Kage wrote: | lol Both were pretty funny.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 4 episodes. |
that goes for ANY anime. xD |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:19 pm
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| heelingforlyfe wrote: | | Kage wrote: | lol Both were pretty funny.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 4 episodes. |
that goes for ANY anime. xD |
Somewhat true.  It's really only epics(anime that spans more than 100 episodes). A lot of anime that is only 13-26 eps actually has stuff happen. Unfortunately, Cartoon Network showers us with epics like crazy and gives anime a bad name in most peoples eyes. |
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:02 pm
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| Kage wrote: | | heelingforlyfe wrote: | | Kage wrote: | lol Both were pretty funny.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 4 episodes. |
that goes for ANY anime. xD |
Somewhat true. It's really only epics(anime that spans more than 100 episodes). A lot of anime that is only 13-26 eps actually has stuff happen. Unfortunately, Cartoon Network showers us with epics like crazy and gives anime a bad name in most peoples eyes. |
I like epic anime.......except when the new episodes only come once a week >.>
I know the sci-fi channel had a couple good animes on once, that were only 10-20 episodes long. I think one of them was Tokko.....I loved it  |
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:19 am
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:52 am
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:12 pm
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I've been thinking of killing myself.
(see "peteandbrian" on YT  ) |
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Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:49 pm
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Hey, Where's my tractor?
Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff, buh dah chiss |
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