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HILARIOUS STORY
Ok......here's how it went. I don't have a rail inside, so I started grinding on the coffee table. My grandma sees me and freaks out. "What are you doing on the coffee table!!!!" I say "grinding". She says "Well grind on something else!!!" I say "I have nothing else to grind on!"..............so she says "THEN GRIND ON YOUR D*CK!!!!!!!"
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:14 pm
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| Kain wrote: | HILARIOUS STORY
Ok......here's how it went. I don't have a rail inside, so I started grinding on the coffee table. My grandma sees me and freaks out. "What are you doing on the coffee table!!!!" I say "grinding". She says "Well grind on something else!!!" I say "I have nothing else to grind on!"..............so she says "THEN GRIND ON YOUR D*CK!!!!!!!"
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:28 pm
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| Kain wrote: | HILARIOUS STORY
Ok......here's how it went. I don't have a rail inside, so I started grinding on the coffee table. My grandma sees me and freaks out. "What are you doing on the coffee table!!!!" I say "grinding". She says "Well grind on something else!!!" I say "I have nothing else to grind on!"..............so she says "THEN GRIND ON YOUR D*CK!!!!!!!"
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poor Kain your grandma actuallly said that |
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:39 pm
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| hidude28 wrote: | | Kain wrote: | HILARIOUS STORY
Ok......here's how it went. I don't have a rail inside, so I started grinding on the coffee table. My grandma sees me and freaks out. "What are you doing on the coffee table!!!!" I say "grinding". She says "Well grind on something else!!!" I say "I have nothing else to grind on!"..............so she says "THEN GRIND ON YOUR D*CK!!!!!!!"
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poor Kain your grandma actuallly said that |
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"Passed away in silence
The flute from the realm unseen
Empties its heart
Making love to me
With its enchanting melody.
Light of Orion,
Shadow of Andromeda,
Call of the dancing Universe.
The labyrinth I must enter
Before thou can blame my soul
With an age of peace"
"Love me for who i am, love my soul...not the body it occupies, love my heart, not the desire it hides...and love me....for what i am..."
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